Mostly Giggles and Squees

erinwert:

(full of lots of separate pics that go from bottom to top in chronological order so oops it’s gonna be totes confusing figure it out)

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everybodyssgotadarkside:

Favorite animal. EVER.

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ruybs:

Edward Denham. Edward Denham, who has had an amazing opportunity handed to him and has been a dick about that opportunity in front of the entire internet, an opportunity which I’m certain neither I nor any of my family would ever take for granted in the way that Edward has, an opportunity which most people will never ever come close to having, an opportunity that his aunt worked hard for him to have, and he has just been a dick about it in front of EVERYBODY WHO HAS SEEN THAT VIDEO AND HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE SLACKING OFF AT WORK AND BEING A JERK ABOUT HIS BOSS AND HIS WORKPLACE F O R  T H E  W H O L E  I N T E R N E T  T O O  S E E do you have any idea what would happen if either of my parents got caught bagging out the government on the internet even if it was only the council they would get in really fucking massive trouble because you don’t bag out your government on the internet because you, the poor little baby had an amazing job fucking handed to you on a silver platter.

As a public servant you

• do not use your boss’s desk to accept personal phone calls even if the whole thing does have to do with tourism
• don’t even use your boss’s desk even if you are their assistant
• don’t talk about your boss on camera when your’e well aware that what you’re saying is being recorded 
• don’t advertise where you’re working because anything you say could be taken as a statement from the government unless you advertise the fact that it isnt (which he didn’t)

• Darcy: Lizzie, what's your favourite colour?
• Lizzie: Depends
• Darcy: On?
• Lizzie:
• Lizzie: It's safe to assume that my mom isn't asking, right?
• Darcy: No, she is not. But, why?
• Lizzie: Unless you want our wed...the party...which we are...going to organize...sometime...
• Darcy: Are we now?
• Lizzie: Yes, we are. Now forget all that I said. It's blue.
• Darcy:
• Darcy:
• Darcy: I have always thought that blue is wonderful colour for a wedding.
• Lizzie:
• Darcy:
• Lizzie:
• Darcy:
• *Lots of Tie Fidgeting and....*

• Gigi: I wanna make Lizzie one next. So, if you could ask her what color she likes for me?
• Gigi: (cause you can now that YOU'RE HER BOYFRIEND, YAY WILLIAM!)
• Gigi: (and she's my sister in law, YAY ME!)
• Gigi: (I'm gonna knit something for my sister in law *does happy dance in her mind*)
• Gigi: (I have to start practicing the knitting for my sister in law thing)
• Gigi: (cause one day you're gonna get married)
• Gigi: (and you're gonna have babies)
• Gigi: (AND OMG THEY'RE GONNA BE SUPER CUTE)
• Gigi: (I SO have to learn how to knit baby clothes!)
• Gigi: (I'M GONNA BE AUNT GIGI ONE DAY *flails and doesn't deny it*)

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erinwert:

colemanandsmith:

Matt Smith attends the 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards (May 20, 2013)

srsly kaci you really want to get with dumbo ears?

Bing Lee being a nice guy

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ahundredteas:

NO

NO

NO

STOP

GIGI

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DID

YOU ARE 1/2 OF TEAM FIGI

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS DID TO US

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And you know what else? Lizzie would have graduated by now. Which means she’s likely already moved to San Francisco to set up her company and she’s with Darcy now and they can go on dates and stuff and see each other all the time and just…. akdsjag;klsdjg;asdgl;aslgjsadlkfjakl;j  

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

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